Brit
So Saturday night we were getting ready to go out…Sitting around throwing down some BLs watching the Elite-XC MMA fights that were on CBS that night. We watched the first couple fights…saw a bunch of men rolling around grabbing each others nuts sacks and shit. Then it was time for the woman's fight. The featured fighter, Gina Carano aka "Crush" from the American Gladiators. She seems like an excellent fighter (for a girl), and more importantly she is ridiculously HOT! Before the fight, they showed a little montage of her training. She had great boxing skills (for a girl), solid wrestling skills (for a girl), and superb Ju-Jitsu skills (for a girl). Then, the fight started and she whooped the other, less attractive girl's ass, and everyone was happy. Then some chick that Kil-Silly bangs when he gets sloppy drunk aka Nico made an outlandish statement… Something to the effect of, "That girl would kick your ass Brit." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...After I pulled myself off the floor from exasperating hilariousness-ness. I responded with something like, "I would bitch slap that ho." or Something clever like that…
ANYWAY.
The point is that chick could not kick my ass… She is like 5'7, 140lbs. I ate 140lbs of Chipotle burritos the next morning when I was all hung-over. Bitch wouldn't stand a chance. I have an older sister and still to this day, when she starts pissing me off, I just tackle her, and sit on her for a good 10-20 minutes till she apologizes, without even breaking a sweat. AND, I sweat when I brush my teeth too fast. Now admittedly Gina would pose a little more of a challenge with all her skills and stuff…BUT, ultimately I would get her on the ground, sit on her, and give her titty twisters till she gave up. Then, we would roll around have wild post-martial-arts-fight-sex (better than make-up sex). It is pretty much that simple.
Now don't get me wrong here. I am proud of you women and your progressiveness. I encourage y'all to keep voting and whatnot. I even don't laugh as hard as I used to when a WNBA game is on TV. You ladies have come a long way and can even beat me in certain thing...Like pie baking, sewing contests, birthing children, laundry doing, and trust me… I think all that stuff is very important. BUT fighting...COME ON!
What Say You? Who you got? Brit Vs. Gina?
4 comments:
Ok MAY I JUST interject - clearly, ol' hurtbox has an advantage with his bizarro height and weight. HOWEVER - can we agree that this woman's JOB is to fight, she trains on the reg for strength, speed, and agility. As far as I know brit's job is to sit in front of a computer, blog, and gchat. So DO you or DO YOU NOT think that she gets ONE GOOD UPPERCUT in while brit is staring at her tits and he is dunzo, at least seeing stars, and certainly in no working order for a romp fest.
Also - Kil Sil only bangs me when he's blackout drunk. Sloppy drunk means we cuddle and talk about our hopes and dreams.
she would own you...and you'd love every minute of it.
Brit, usually when we slap box i whip the shit out of you and I'm fairly girly in stature. This chick is beast and has huge guns similar to the size of my cock. She would dominate you and your giraffe tongue.
...unless you put it in her butt. Then you win.
WHATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER... You and your medium shirt wearing self never ever ever beat me in slap boxing. Let's try to keep this blog factual, and not filled with blantant lies.
Clearly it is on next time we get hammered which is probably tonight after our softball game.
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